What’s in a name (part III)? The risqué baking version.
Obviously, I like name stories (ie. Uncle Carton and Bon Jovi)… and at the risk of being bombarded by even more spam than usual, I thought I’d share another funny one here.
You know that silly game of figuring out your porn name by taking [your first pet's name] + [your Mom's maiden name]? Well, when I do that, my handle is:
Muffin Pan
Seriously. And yes, I know there’s another version where you take [your middle name] + [the street you grew up on], but Sue LaVerendrye just doesn’t have the same ring.
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What’s your triple-X alias? Let me know in a comment here, and I’ll send a whack of greeting cards to a randomly drawn one of you at the end of the month :)
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The photo above is of raspberry walnut oatmeal muffins I baked the other night in our brand new muffin pans (which is what made me think of this post in the first place). So okay, I’ve decided that wedding registries aren’t 100% evil.
Ha, mine ain’t as funny as yours. Using the first option is would “Kim Harrison” and with the 2nd one it would be “Denise Topcliffe”.
Muffin Pan eh? Oh the jokes I could make.
Adele xo
Haha mine is “Ginger Johnson” :D
First option – Rodge Chivers. LOL *sexy*
Second option – Laurie Anne Veuve River … wow. awkward. no wonder i never got into “dancing”…
The way we used to do it was [first pet] + [street you grew up on] … if I go with *my* first pet (as opposed to our first family dog & not counting fish, since I can’t remember names anyway) it would be – Rosemary Veuve River. :P
first combo: Teddy Dang (no joke)..maybe that’s better suited for a guy..haha.
second combo: Kim Crestway.. a little better, but not as interesting. :)
and those muffins look yummylicious! :9
muahah, thats great Em!
Mine aren’t nearly as fun (or dirty)
first option – pouncer johnson
second – Lori Simcoe
First – Rusty Evans
Second – Marie Beausejour
First – Alyeska Gautreau
Second – Sara Fifteenth
First – Chico Horton
Second – Nicole Water
Doesn’t beat Muffin Pan… ;)
First off all, to Samantha, I think Pouncer Johnson is a great one! ;)
First way, Kiki Williams
Second – Michelle Darlene La Verendrye (in Manitoba though… I don’t think we were neighbours)
Hi Emily! The muffins look delicious.
With the first method I’m Freddie Lindsay, which I quite like, but I think I prefer the second: Louise St.Albans
Sounds quite classy I think!
muffin pan is priceless.
1st would be McGregor Bauer. weird.
2nd would be Lynne Golfclub. Hmmm. Not an obvious choice but I bet Tiger would dig it! har-har…
And i said the same thing about 2 months after our wedding too. Registries can be fun for sure! yay!
Love Muffin Pan, Em!
My names would be Molly Koback and Dawn Montreal – not terribly fun but I have been known to use Molly as my alias when situations dictate.
And Jaime, Chico Horton is awesome!
I guess you can call me Muffin Pan II. :)
Those muffins look amazing – maybe you can share the recipe … mmmmm???
Oh my, mine are silly:
Taffy Koskitalo
Marie Isku Park
Mine are:
Rufus Stewart
Charlotte Highcroft
They’re just “eh”.