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Home > general rambling > What’s in a name (part III)? The risqué baking version.

What’s in a name (part III)? The risqué baking version.

January 19th, 2010

Obviously, I like name stories (ie. Uncle Carton and Bon Jovi)… and at the risk of being bombarded by even more spam than usual, I thought I’d share another funny one here.

You know that silly game of figuring out your porn name by taking [your first pet's name] + [your Mom's maiden name]? Well, when I do that, my handle is:

Muffin Pan

Seriously. And yes, I know there’s another version where you take [your middle name] + [the street you grew up on], but Sue LaVerendrye just doesn’t have the same ring.

What’s your triple-X alias? Let me know in a comment here, and I’ll send a whack of greeting cards to a randomly drawn one of you at the end of the month :)

The photo above is of raspberry walnut oatmeal muffins I baked the other night in our brand new muffin pans (which is what made me think of this post in the first place). So okay, I’ve decided that wedding registries aren’t 100% evil.

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  1. January 19th, 2010 at 09:16 | #1

    Ha, mine ain’t as funny as yours. Using the first option is would “Kim Harrison” and with the 2nd one it would be “Denise Topcliffe”.

    Muffin Pan eh? Oh the jokes I could make.

    Adele xo

  2. January 19th, 2010 at 09:20 | #2

    Haha mine is “Ginger Johnson” :D

  3. January 19th, 2010 at 09:28 | #3

    First option – Rodge Chivers. LOL *sexy*

    Second option – Laurie Anne Veuve River … wow. awkward. no wonder i never got into “dancing”…

    The way we used to do it was [first pet] + [street you grew up on] … if I go with *my* first pet (as opposed to our first family dog & not counting fish, since I can’t remember names anyway) it would be – Rosemary Veuve River. :P

  4. January 19th, 2010 at 09:53 | #4

    first combo: Teddy Dang (no joke)..maybe that’s better suited for a guy..haha.

    second combo: Kim Crestway.. a little better, but not as interesting. :)

    and those muffins look yummylicious! :9

  5. Samantha
    January 19th, 2010 at 10:19 | #5

    muahah, thats great Em!

    Mine aren’t nearly as fun (or dirty)
    first option – pouncer johnson
    second – Lori Simcoe

  6. Danielle
    January 19th, 2010 at 10:29 | #6

    First – Rusty Evans
    Second – Marie Beausejour

  7. GStar
    January 19th, 2010 at 10:44 | #7

    First – Alyeska Gautreau
    Second – Sara Fifteenth

  8. Jaime
    January 19th, 2010 at 12:31 | #8

    First – Chico Horton
    Second – Nicole Water

    Doesn’t beat Muffin Pan… ;)

  9. Jen
    January 19th, 2010 at 13:31 | #9

    First off all, to Samantha, I think Pouncer Johnson is a great one! ;)

    First way, Kiki Williams
    Second – Michelle Darlene La Verendrye (in Manitoba though… I don’t think we were neighbours)

  10. January 19th, 2010 at 15:33 | #10

    Hi Emily! The muffins look delicious.

    With the first method I’m Freddie Lindsay, which I quite like, but I think I prefer the second: Louise St.Albans

    Sounds quite classy I think!

  11. January 19th, 2010 at 16:57 | #11

    muffin pan is priceless.

    1st would be McGregor Bauer. weird.
    2nd would be Lynne Golfclub. Hmmm. Not an obvious choice but I bet Tiger would dig it! har-har…

    And i said the same thing about 2 months after our wedding too. Registries can be fun for sure! yay!

  12. Renee
    January 19th, 2010 at 17:56 | #12

    Love Muffin Pan, Em!
    My names would be Molly Koback and Dawn Montreal – not terribly fun but I have been known to use Molly as my alias when situations dictate.

    And Jaime, Chico Horton is awesome!

  13. January 20th, 2010 at 15:52 | #13

    I guess you can call me Muffin Pan II. :)

    Those muffins look amazing – maybe you can share the recipe … mmmmm???

  14. LTP
    January 21st, 2010 at 12:23 | #14

    Oh my, mine are silly:

    Taffy Koskitalo

    Marie Isku Park

  15. Mers
    January 26th, 2010 at 11:23 | #15

    Mine are:

    Rufus Stewart
    Charlotte Highcroft

    They’re just “eh”.

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